Happy Easter Ape.
What do you use to sharpen your knifes with?
I use a very light grain pumice stone with light coating of water and oil.I have a large collection of knives,swords,axes and maces in my library.
This is a subtle form of punishment from God for being a disbelieving wanker and sodomite.It will be a lot worse for you when you are sent to Hell.
Repent whilst you have the chance.
Everyone can understand perfectly what I say.I have sound diction,I enunciate well and my grammar is excellent.My delivery is measured and eloquent and any accent is beautifully modulated yet discernibly clipped with a true upper class resonance.
Elecution lessons should be a prerequisite for cunts who strangle vowels and search in vain for vocabulary long since mangled then regurgitated.
Fuck off.