Earl of Punkape

When was the first ?

I didn't get where I am today by using cliches....

Your posting times would coincide nicely with the free time of a male stripper. (With AIDS of course). lol.

What sort of stuffing do you put in your hedgehog on Christmas Day ? Send one to Mr Myles.

I'm having goose this year. A capon is on the table for new year.

Try getting hold of some fresh horseradish root and make your own horseradish sauce. Most specialised grocers stock it and it's seriously strong and fiery. Then shove it up your arse. lol.

What are you eating for Christmas dinner Ape ?

Chanel no 12 inch. by Ape's rentboy. lol.

Let's let half of Turkey and all their criminals and 1,000s of terrorist cunts wander in. Let a separate Islamic state establish itself within our boarders. Let's have complete open boarders, the Euro and a European army led by the Italians. No let's leave them to it. Bellend.

Don't you put some on before your night out on Canal St ? lol.

"Mon Homme" by Decipus. lol.

Lard Olay by Fatty.

"Je t'aime " by Fender at Givenchy. lol.

Canal No5 by Ape.

You should consider this as a reprimand from Admin. You're obviously a closet racist. lol. Oh and fuck off as well.

You sordid little peasant.

Been trading and mostly analysis today. The Euro now has a short shelf life.

You're usually so stoned you wouldn't know whether you were on a train a bus or a camel. Fuck off.

Faggot.

So you were trying to buy a "fag" in Algiers ? I knew you were a disgrace. lol.

Islamaphobe racist.

Bolton gave us Fred Dibnah the steeplejack which says everything really. Fred died from AIDS after mounting too many steeples. lol.

You fucking lying faggot.

I'm sapiens but I'm not a homo. Speak for yourself.

Dreadlocks, a copy of the Koran and a dirty Dish-dash. lol.