Earl of Punkape

He wasn't a very good catholic either...

Oh look a Cape Coloured !

I say Range Rover and get in it.

You must be Jewish.

Man hits wife for 6. The attorney general has been urged to examine the sentencing remarks of a judge who freed a man guilty of domestic abuse because he did not believe the victim was vulnerable. Mustafa Bashir, 34, was spared prison despite forcing his wife to drink bleach, throttling her in public, and striking her with his cricket bat. He admitted assault occasioning actual bodily harm and was given an 18-month prison term, suspended for two years. Judge Richard Mansell QC ordered Bashir to attend a workshop entitled “building better relationships”, pay £1,000 costs and banned him from contacting Karim. Bashir (real name) has also been sent on a bleach abusers course.

How can you definitely say the lobster gave you food poisoning? You may not have washed your hands properly after committing a personal hygiene atrocity....

And for Citroen van owning oiks..... lol.

Gimmee gimmee a man after midnight would be yours. Fuck off as well.

Manky will be closer to Canal St than anyone on here realises...

Reported for genocide.

I've no idea what vans are made here,I'm not a part of the unwashed van buying community. But I certainly wouldn't use a company who's retarded owner used Citroen vans......You're more of a cunt than I thought previously. How you link knowledge of vans with a good education is also bizarre.Can you do an A level in van purchase? Get stuffed. I suspect you have tertiary AIDS and the synapses in your brain are melting. lol.

What sort of grubby spastics do you employ that agree to lurching around in a fucking Citroen van ? I think you have a small rodent extermination business and employ a couple of local morons.On the plus side you will have a steady supply of fresh rodents for "fun". All motorcyclists are cunts.

Said the man with the Citroen van....... lol. lol.

You keep koi carp......oh dear.

I usually buy my crabs ready dressed.....I imagine you get yours in Kings Cross... lol.

I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off.

The French make utterly shit vehicles yet you've bought one. Would you care to talk us through this bizarre and unpatriotic decision? Probably a stolen vehicle......

I honestly don't know what's more amusing....The fact that you own a van or the fact you bought a French van. You stupid working class cunt.

You wouldn't want one of those up your arse either......

Are you from goat herding stock in Iraq ? If so.....fuck off you Islamic twat.

So you're a working class personal trainer with a shitty frog van..... Peasant.

Abba had a hit record with Ferdinando.......

Or disabled crustaceans with herpees.....

He's hermit crab with dyslexia....

That's fine as long as you bought it for your wife/civil partner....