Earl of Punkape

Where the fuck am I supposed to get French troops,Cossacks and fucking hungry wolves from ? Sainsbury's ?

There's this..... And this You cretin.....try stroking one of these fuckers..... And African dogs...... PITTSBURGH — The parents of a 2-year-old boy who was fatally mauled after falling into a wild African dogs exhibit have settled their lawsuit against the Pittsburgh zoo. Attorneys for the boy’s parents, Jason and Elizabeth Derkosh, issued a joint statement Monday with the Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium. Nasty fuckers eh ? Now nice Hyenas attacking a film crew.... Which nice doggy do want as a pet ? Cretin.

Bollocks. Tell that to Napoleon's French troops during the retreat from Moscow. They were continually harried by Cossacks and the wolves picked off thousands of the fuckers on to freezing Russian Steppes. Do some research horsebrain.

Wolves are fucking dangerous particularly in a pack....... And Hyenas and African dogs. So that's 3 dangerous breeds......

I prefer to slowly reduce the sauce in my beans and add a good dollop of Fern's Madras paste. Add a generous handful of premium sultanas and simmer gently for 15 minutes. (You can sing the Volga boatmen whilst stirring if you like). Serve piping hot on freshly buttered toast with smoked bacon. Take a pan of these to your local prostitute if you wish.

Obese sods like you should try a salad now and again before lecturing on anything to do with food you disgusting lard arse.

19th hole........You would probably order an Aadvocaat at the bar.

You're wrong actually. The Paras now have the highest average entry IQ's for any of the infantry regiments of the British Army with the exception of The Gurkhas and and some of the specialist Corps such as the Engineer/Signals/Intelligence.The SAS also pass the MENSA tests highly although they didn't feature in the survey.Well over 50% of the SAS are recruited from the Paras. This is a comparatively recent development but your assertion was certainly correct when applied to yesteryear.

Any drug dealing fuckwit in possession of any unlicensed firearm should be much more careful in future otherwise they might get shot ! lol.

Said the Citroen van owner. Do you hang garlic in the cab ?

You'll be driving your Citroen van home.......fact.

You could get that done for yourself in Kings by a giant Octopus if you purchased the right drugs from your rent boy...... lol.

A gay Citroen van owner with diminished responsibility no doubt....... lol.

You should have said that at the beginning of the thread you useless, fat sod.

Perhaps an alternative to the Cricket bat........

What have landlords got to do with this nomination ?

A better "boundary"should have been marked out by the couple.

Lol.

The stupidity of the incident is that some silly cunt recorded what happened and videoed it.

Exactly.

You should be force fed rotten shellfish mixed with detritus from the blocked bilges of a Grimsby trawler staffed by AIDS ridden gay sailors with dysentery.

Who is this idiot? Perhaps some background information you fat lazy sod...,

Pervert.

I wonder if he'll appeal ?

How's your disabled vehicle? lol.