Earl of Punkape

If you want information about wine it's the obvious place to go.... I'be been using them for years. Fuck off.

Chateau Beaumont This well-run estate at Cussac in the Haut-Médoc has deservedly been a favourite for years . It is owned by the same business group who own Châteaux Beychevelle and Lagrange – Socétié Grands Millésimes de France - who are doing a great job here. The winemaker is Etienne Priou. One of the reasons that it provides such good value for the quality is that it is quite large at around 114 hectares which brings significant economies of scale. Soils are well-drained, deep and gravelly. The blend is typically 60% cabernet sauvignon, 35% merlot with small amounts of cabernet franc and petit verdot. Since 2004, the vineyards have been managed sustainably, on the envronmentally friendly principles of the Terra Vitis organization. This has led to a dramatic reduction in the use of chemicals and allowed for complete traceabilty. At the winemaking stage, around one-third new oak is used in each vintage with the wine matured in barrels for up to 14 months. The result is well-balanced, civilised claret with supple tannins and cassis-fruit. With its classical-styling and great value, it ticks all the boxes for perfect Sunday-roast Claret. In great vintages these wines make particularly good buys. £12-£15 at good outlets.

A good Claret should suffice. I'm drinking a lot of Chateau Beaumont at the moment or a Burgundy. Ape will be hoping to shoplift some Piat D'Or. lol.

You culinary peasant.

Read the title " VEGETABLES " you fucking Mong.

Up yours.

Reported for duplicitous reporting. Fuck off cunt.

How can disco balls and Canal st be off topic ? Fuck off. Reorted for false reporting.

He'll be round at Noakes afterwards for a good "courgetting". lol.

Presumably you were in a gay nightclub on Canal St at the time of the "incident". Looks like the cat's out of the bag you dirty bender.... lol. Fuck off.

Ape will be at the food bank tonight hoping for a tin of Spam. lol.

I'm certain you're cretinous enough to freeze them. Twat.

Seasonal vegetables are available throughout the year in different forms at various outlets. Fresh veg is essential for a proper diet with superior amino acids,vitamins and roughage.Frozen vegetables lack all these things as well as tasting of fuck all. They are widely bought by stupid, lazy cunts. All fresh vegetables that could be used for depraved purposes (aubergines,courgettes, squash, cucumber) should be chopped up in front of the customer after payment. A detailed questionnaire on sexual activity should be completed at all grocery stores before admission.

If I had it would have smelt nicer than you......

I never pay less than £200 but not to you. If all that was left in the world was you and decomposing vulture.....I'd fuck the vulture.

Whore.

What the fuck is it ? Is it a gay nightclub you go to ?

You can fuck off as well. Slag.

You would take up beekeeping so that when you are priapic you could cover your member with marmite and jab it into the hive in order to be stung ? I'm right aren't ? lol. Fuck off.

Your house will be smaller than this, filthy and full of vermin, dead cockroaches and used condoms...... lol.

Were you in the SAS ?

Just get yourself to Askernish 10.15 on Friday and I'll pay your green fee.

So you worked in conservation with birds. Lol. I'll bet you're an assistant fucking taxidermist. Get stuffed and take you hand out of that duck's arse..... lol.

Cunts like you should be made to play golf so you can become more civilised.

You will never get into a decent golf club because you would be likely to expose yourself st the interview stage. lol.