Earl of Punkape

It's all very disturbing and amusing.Only a complete cunt flies model helicopters, shops at Tesco then tells every cunt on Cuntscorner about it whilst regaling them with a fly fetish.

What the fuck were you doing with a remote controlled helicopter anyway......you fucking immature weirdo. I'll bet you're a train spotter as well you oddball wanker. lol. Fuck off.

If you zipped yourself up and had a wash more often the flies wouldn't be an issue for you. You dirty fucking peasant.

I've been golfing all day followed by a raucous night out and home with some crumpet from Wilmslow...... lol. Bonsoir cuntwipe.

Apparently the best selling car for cunts with a spastic to cart about is the Fiat spas mobile.You go of to get your vegetables only to realise you got one in the car when you set off..... lol.

You may want to attend to your spelling of "rascist"......have another go or are you the reincarnation of Arthur Mullard ? lol. Fuck off.

And you hang around the bus station in Crewe looking for punters.... lol.

Really ? Fuck off dickwipe....

You boring wanker ........fuck off.

Why do black people from Africa run so quickly..... you would too if a lion was chasing you.... lol.

You should answer all withheld numbers and tell them you have full blown AIDS and that you would like to infect them too.......Then ask for their address.

You are Omar's stool pigeon.... lol.

Wishful thinking on your part. AIDS clinic for you today ? Fuck off.

Phil's gaffes......my favourite. 1995: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test." To a Scottish driving instructor.

Phil's gaffes...... 1966: "British women can't cook". 1969: "What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance. 1981: "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." During the 1981 recession. 1984: "You are a woman, aren't you?" In Kenya after accepting a small gift from a local woman. 1986: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed." To a group of British students during a royal visit to China. 1988: "It looks like a tart's bedroom." On seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park. 1992: "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." In Australia when asked to stroke a koala. 1993: "You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly". To a Briton he met in Hungary. 1994: "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" To a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands. 1995: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test." To a Scottish driving instructor. 1996: "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" In response to calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting. 1997: "Bloody silly fool!" Referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him. 1999: "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." Speaking to a group of young deaf people in Cardiff who were standing near a steel band. 1999: "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." Referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh. 2001: "You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space. 2002: "Still throwing spears?" Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit. Image copyrightPA 2002: "You look like a suicide bomber." To a young policewoman wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis. 2009: "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians. 2009: "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?" To designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard. 2010: "Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?" To Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie Pointing while pointing to some tartan in Edinburgh. 2010: "Do you work in a strip club?" To 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub. 2012: "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." To 25-year-old council worker Hannah Jackson, who was wearing a dress with a zip running the length of its front, on a Jubilee visit to Bromley, Kent. 2013: "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." On meeting a Filipino nurse at Luton and Dunstable Hospital. 2013: "[Children] go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." To Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban and now campaigns for the right of girls to go to school without fear. 2017: "You look starved." To a pensioner on a visit to the Charterhouse almshouse for elderly men.

More loony left shit... Diane Abbott is utterly extraordinary, ugly and fat.She has also fucked Jeremy Corbyn. The Tories surely can’t believe their luck in Labour having a putative shadow Home secretary who hasn't got the foggiest idea as to what she is proposing. Also on top of that, she lies and bullshits completely incompetently. lol

Cheshire is different.

Why eat beans when you can enjoy an excellent Cassoulet.

Try Booths (the northern Waitrose) if you're in the North. This excellent all round operation is run by Edwin Booth and Waitrose have tried to buy out the operation several times. Some ordinary products are expensive but you don't end up in the same aisle as Ape or queuing at the till with Noakes and his courgettes.

Well they're unlikely to employ a load of thieving gypos in the place....

I had a large trust fund followed by being the beneficiary of inheritance trust.I then inherited a considerable amount several years after that.I have yet to inherit monies from another trust abroad and an ancient Uncle has not many days left and those monies will accede into a trust from which I benefit. lol. If you don't like this.....hard cheese..

Let's hope you trip near the Chipper......... Please God.

"Murdering" armed drug dealers should be turned into a Saturday night game show. Contestants could be chosen from the Police, the Army and other of the Services.Bereaved families and other victims could have cameo performances throwing grenades, petrol or acid at the perpetrators. lol.

Or the BBC or Peter Tatchell or the Guardian....

You're in depth knowledge of the subject is predictable as well as disturbing. You need to become a catholic and follow it's teaching otherwise you're on the road to Sodom and Gommorah.