All Australians will be excluded from the areas I will be at the Open. The last Australian to be in contention, Adam Scott, filled his trousers over the last 4 holes and lost after leading by 3........
What a cunt.
I shall be at the Open this week for 3 days with VIP access and clubhouse pass. I shall lunch under canvas on each of those days.
Hoi-polloi and golf prats will be excluded from the areas I will occupy.
Fuck off.