Earl of Punkape

You're categories 1, 2, 12, 13, and 14 but you knew that anyway..... lol.

You're in category 7. I should have done a category for slags as well. lol.

You're 14, 12, 2 and 1. lol. Fuck off.

Gronda you're in categories 14 and 12. lol.

Manky......category 1 lol.

Which category are you in ? 14 I'd guess. lol.

I wouldn't be seen dead in a pair of jeans, especially a pair with the name of a renowned fudge packer on the arse pocket such as Georgio Armani, Giani Versace or Dolce and Banana. Numerous assorted cunts wear these oddball garments. I've done a list for the inevitable jeans wearers here on Cuntscorner so they can see which category they most appropriately fall into..... 1. Yobs. 2. Scruffy cunts. 3. Motorcyclist cunts 4. Football hooligans. 5. Students cunts. 6. Cunts like Frank. 7. Faux fashion cunts 8. Footballer cunts 9. Drug dealers 10. Pimps. 11. Off duty Doormen cunts. 12. Homosexuals 13. Drug addicts. 14. General wankers. i wear smart chinos which also excellent for golf in the summer. Fuck off.

You are revolting.....in addition you have the IQ of a water melon.

You're a disgusting, fucking disgrace.

Pervert.

You sound like you might like to be Ian Brady...... Very disturbing.

Looked like a roaring fire.... Fuck off.

You stupid prick.

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I thought you might be one of his jail visitors along with Rose West.....

So you use class A drugs.... Reported to the Police.....expect a knock on the door...

You and Ian Huntley had "growing up experiences" n'est pas....

Where's Leslie Neilson when you need a good consultant.....

Better still.....getting shuff out of the loft.......... Lol. Fuck off.

Ah .......Ronnie Kray's cellmate speaks...

Do you fancy a day at the Open and lunch under canvas ?

Patience is a hovering lark, lingering in the stratosphere and deifying itself with raucous mellifluousness. It is a bulwark of flight and glide.....a dart of life. Fuck off.

What would your legal solution be for such offenders ? Do you think they cat be rehabilitated ?

Have you been watching the golf today sugar plum ?

I speak in a similar manner to Jacob Rees-Mogg. If anyone has a problem with that I suggest they fuck themselves crossways....... lol. Fuck off