camberwell gypsy

He would like to pop something into their heads

Is he doing his Bernard Manning impression? "I wouldn't say my wife was fat but she's got more chins than a South Korean telephone directory".

Well look at histories leaders! Most of them were ugly bastards, although Pol Pot was a bit dishy.

Where's all the plug sockets for the monitors and everything? I can only see two.

Is she wearing Newts knickers?

Is she wearing Newts knickers?

Ssssh. I'm in church at the moment. Getting ready to stuff the folding gear into my knickers and legging it. Excuse me a sec"Gaudete Gaudete Christus ex matus....."

Kim Jong-Weinstein

Titans! What fucking titans?

I never have this problem. I just walk out without paying. It's the only way to do it.

She mostly stole at night........mostly

You're on the express elevator to hell. Going down

Oh yeah. I'm fucking Ripley from Aliens

Well I always make sure I'm dressed in my finery when I log on

You're a fucking gentleman Wiz: a fucking gentleman.

Someone has to, just to keep the status quo!* *Someone was gonna say it sooner or later.

"Happyt christmas" was he from Yorkshire?

He's also a spurs fan according to my brother

That's the teacher nun who rammed my face into a filing cabinet. "The Smiling assassin" we called her.

I'm off to the family pile later wearing my new sequinned christmas dress and Christmassy earings (yep. That sad) with the two christmas puds I made and bags of prezzies for everyone. That's the bit I like about the whole deal. Then we'll go to church where me and my sister in law will magic the contents of the collection plates into the concealed pockets in our knickers while the kiddies pilfer the pewter and while this is going on, the menfolk will be up on the roof nicking the lead and stripping the copper lightning conductor. Of course it will be the CoE church. Don't want to piss off God by doing the Catholic Church eh?

Hope Neil has the kleenex handy

MI?

Is she dead?

I was right; this IS the racist jaffa cake thread.

One too many legs though