I like you Dan. I really do, but that last paragraph was fucking hard work reading it because it wasn't 'pissed woman friendly'. I'll try and read it again in the morning when I'm sober. G'night.
Do they have torture in the cooler? I can imagine Roops resplendent in her SS obergruppenfuher's outfit, supervising the water torture of some poor bastard, rapping her riding crop against her jackboot as the poor cunt screams (or glugs) for mercy.