Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

camberwell gypsy

Members
  • Posts

    23,161
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by camberwell gypsy

  1. I reckon Prof Stephen Hawkeye should vary his voice box. Physics bores me rigid but hearing him explain the big bang theory in a Geordie accent would at least make me laugh.
  2. I always have the "three S's (like to keep my legs nice and smooth) splash of givency behind the ear, ribbon in the hair and a nice dress. I'm still waiting for the invasion
  3. This is the early tests carried out by Barnes Wallace on the dambuster mission. They ended up using bouncing bombs as they couldn't find enough volunteer puffins.
  4. No no don't send him to the cooler! I'll miss him. Boo hoo!
  5. I'll visit you and I'll bring a file with a cake in it. I think!
  6. Fuck football. It's for poofs, irons and the mentally feeble. Rugby league. That's the fucking game played by real men. Castleford Tiger's for the premiership
  7. French soldiers in Paris Last Tango in Paris
  8. Are you still a manager at SCOPE?
  9. Oooh boys boys stop this cussing y'all. Aah do declare y'all making li'le ole me mighty upset now ya hear?
  10. Ian McShane was great in Lovejoy. Very smooth and sexy.
  11. I don't care what happens when I go. Just shove me in the nearest hole, thats good enough for the likes of me.
  12. Punkers always orders cream of sum yung guy when he's in a Chinese. At least I think that's how it's spelt.
  13. That's it. I've exhausted my knowledge of Carpenter's tunes. I'm off for a Jambalaya
  14. Careful, I don't wanna get Close To You.
  15. I was thinking about this Only Yesterday.
×
×
  • Create New...