camberwell gypsy

It's also prevelant down here MC amongst the middle classes. Not just Scottish surnames though. Weston, Harris and Turner amongst the ones I've heard. It's mind boggling that 2 people actually agree to these names "Shall we call our child Turner, sweetie"? "Oh fabulous name darling". Fucking idiots

What a Berkley Hunt

Sorry but she really pushed my buttons. She had an opinion on everything and she didn't stop fucking yakking about herself. Mediocre singer, uninteresting person.

There's a programme on now on ITV with Geri Horrorwell talking about her favourite subject: her. And she's actually achieved something that she didn't achieve in the past: actually looking younger than her mum.

I wouldn't have that problem

Also useful if you don't want your undercarriage splashed as well

Why would someone want to fill a pool with diesel?

Ramsdens? Isn't that a shit northern chip shop?

Done it a few times when anyone pissed me off

You shit in the cistern

Papillon was a complete load of made up bollocks. Good film and book though

Don't give us all that rubbish. You 'top deck' them don't you?

Don't get your bristles in a twist

Are you a broom? Fuck; I'm definitely turning into Pen.

You're a traffic warden aren't you?

He was shot 16 months ago and he's still in a wheelchair?

Oh you cunt

Je suis une rockstar

So is this fucker a platinum-iridium alloy cunt or just a run of the mill cunt? Because I don't want to make myself look stupid in a crowded pub when he appears on tv because believe me, the piss heads of Camberwell are pretty merciless if the wrong cunt is yelled out. I have a reputation to uphold (fuck off Frank).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-39233017 The CPS decided in its infinite wisdom to prosecute an elderly farmer who at 2am on an isolated farm, shot at a car that appeared on his property. The driver of the car drove at him and, fearing for his safety, the farmer fired at the car injuring the driver in the foot and in the air to scare him off. Fortunately, the jury in no uncertain terms told the CPS to fuck off and return a not guilty verdict in 24 minutes. The 'victim' Richard Stables claimed to have driven on to the farm by accident and had no intention of stealing any diesel. Yeah right, the lying, thieving bald cunt.

He's been shit since he split up with Whitehead. Thing is "There ain't no stoppin' him now" though.

Yeah, and take that Meinhoff cunt with you as well

That's him. Ooer still scares me.

He looks like that scary cunt whose eyes lit up in Thunderbirds. Scared the crap out of me.

A bloke I met years ago played for the Harlem Globetrotters. His name was Meadowlark Lemon and he was white. He used to sit in the corner of the Hermits Cave pub in Camberwell. He was very talented as he beat Muhammad Ali when he was an amateur, stormed a machine gun nest on D day and invented radium. I think he he was telling porkies about the radium though