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camberwell gypsy

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  1. Should've ordered a couple of 1940s tea dresses. You'd have been sitting there typing this shite wearing one of them.
  2. I've bought a couple of really nice 1940s tea dresses from amazon on Thursday. Arrived today.
  3. That's a normal size cabbage with a very small man.
  4. It's when they come out with "I'm here for the crack" that makes me want to ram the bridge of their nose up through their brain with the palm of my hand.
  5. Great. I've got a garage full of the stuff. When's your birthday?
  6. The aliens in UFO were pretty crap though weren't they?
  7. I seem to remember a sweet called 'space dust' when I was a nipper. You put some in your mouth and it used to dance on the tongue.
  8. I must admit, my favourite was captain Black. He looked like my uncle Gordy after a night on the vodka.
  9. So I take it you didn't like the 'Beckham' after shave I sent you for Christmas ?
  10. You're correct Gongers. The names are to do with music. Melody had a mentally handicapped sister called Quaver.
  11. Would you like to colonise a planet with the likes of the Beckhams and Bono? No; neither would I.
  12. All this talk about the speed of light, what about the speed of dark?
  13. I had a phaal when I was drunk once. Broke wind and set my knickers alight. My stomach didn't recover for days.
  14. Spunk off a bald head? Blimey what women do you go out with it?
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