camberwell gypsy

So Mcguinness turned into a peacemaker eh? Well, if he'd turned into a fucking pacemaker he'd might still be alive

It's positively balmy down here on the sun dappled boulevards of Camberwell

I thought by the title of this nom you were talking about John Bishop. Most disappointed

Hindley cashed her chips in a few years ago.

It's the first time I've seen this thread. But you're right: she's fucking boring. I think a week in the cooler is worth not having to read that crap

Hmmmmm Betty! The cats just done a whoopsie in my beret That was my other Frank Spencer impression

So did Micheal Fagan.

Fuck. Off.

If you wear a beret then you are crossing into cunt territory.

Nice mats?

People who wear tracksuits away from a track are cunts. In fact people who wear tracksuits on a track are cunts as well.

Julio was a cunt

When you turned the collar of your overcoat up to the cold and damp, were your eyes stabbed by the flash of a neon light that split the night?

How would you know?

Come on Rick chill out for fuck sake. It's only a laugh

Tut tut tut: be careful with this. Rick might give you a black...sorry....rainbow mark

I quite liked Belly Starr

Had a lecture today on Atrial Fibrillation referrals by some fucker in a rugby shirt with the collar turned up. It makes my piss steam when I see some cunt walking around with their collar turned up like they're a fucking extra from Grease. It made me so annoyed that the majority of the lecture went over my head. So if I accidentally kill someone for not referring them to cardio I'll know who to fucking blame.

Thank you Clit Eastwood

Load of bollocks

Except discus and shot put. They're just fucking stupid

Getting your nasal hair caught up in it gave you the hump as well eh?

Blimey something got you started. Is money too tight to mention?

Fuck sake Roops, I wish you'd speak plain English. I understood about a 3rd of that and I'm quite intelligent. The other five thirds I couldn't understand.

He should have said "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn".