camberwell gypsy

The man's right. That's why I need no make up. Apart from the stuff I use for my legs to make them shiny.

I got some furniture from there once. Or was it MFI?

You could market that. "Cap'n Cunt's poofaway".

Oh how we laughed.

So she was born white but is now black? Is she a lipizzan horse?

I always make sure I'm one of the last to queue. Because when you're the last on you don't have to wait while all the twats are fucking about putting their hand luggage away. They're all seated while us sly ole foxes have all the aisle space to dick about with our luggage. And it gives your lovely gypsy plenty of time to choose a pair of expensive sunnies in the airport shop. Marvellous

Facebook's for cunts. How many people ask me to be their 'friends' on fuckbook and can't believe I have nothing to do with it. Like I'm the weird one. As if I go on line and converse with a bunch of cunts. Er.....Hang on!

The scales of justice wears a blindfold. I'm being prophetic; fuck off.

Stan Boardman

Wahaaay!

She was also in Blakes 7. I had a crush on Paul Darrow who played Avon. In fact I still would now

Course he's a cunt; he's a doctor.

Cats are cunts. I know cos I've had enough of them in my life

I like to rescue foxes. My neighbour had one in his kitchen and didn't know what to do. So I went in and grabbed it by the scruff of the neck and took it into the garden and let it go. Foxy ran off.

I don't piss in the woods. The Pope does. Or is it a bear?

I think he punched the air because he knew there was a Shitload of cameras pointed at him. So it was more of a "fuck off" gesture.

Rick lives on a disused gun tower off the Suffolk coast. He only has imaginery mermaids for company.

Never heard them called that before

You ever thought about applying to go on Time Commanders? You and that Aryk Neusbacher or Wendy or whatever name he/she calls himself /herself, can compare dresses.

The labour party was taken over by white, middle class, easily offended twats.

Are these the cunts that start complaining and demonstrating when a wooded area is going to be cut down for a much needed by pass, despite never having stepped foot in the place?

If I was a Canadian I wouldn't be please aboot this Eh?

Apparently they are going to rename the London Eye in honour of Julie Andrews. They're going to call it the London Umdiddlediddlediddleumdiddly eye. I'm here all week. Goodnight, god bless and may your God go with you

He's just underlining the fact that they are cunts

Well fish ponds sometimes look like jacuzzis when you've had too many cream sodas.