camberwell gypsy

If you paint two black, stick them to a football and paint a face on the ball it makes a great ephigy of Simon Cowell

It's spelt 'blud'. Innit blud?

You've just nicked Pope Francis' Easter message you bugger

Neil will be scooting his way through 765 pages of Teletext holidays for short breaks in North Korea now.

Worse than Himmler? How?

Is sodomite what Australians spread on their toast?

Sushi said to me "you're mad". So I said to her "I'm not"

I remember working with a Japanese nurse who invited us to his place for a dinner party. He said he would make real sushi "not the shit served in sushi restaurants". And he was right. The stuff served commercially bears little resemblance in looks and taste to what he served us. It was delish ?

Are you here all week?

I thought that was James Caan!

Hopelessly devoted to you

You better shape up, cos I need a man

Is the word, is the word, is the word...Etc...Etc

It's got groove, it's got meaning

Grease is the word

Aren't they blue and from Holland?

I know. I've had a word with Withers about it but he just ignored me

Flogged? Who'd buy them?

Don't know whether this has been nommed already but this is a phenomenon that I just can't work out. You see these fucking twats waddling around showing off their underwear looking complete cunts. It's mainly young black "yoots" and chavs but it has now been taken up by middle class wanabe "gangstas" and even blokes in their 30s. Some have even seemed to have attracted girls. I mean for fuck's sake! Why? Why? PS: I can't load up any pics of said cunts so feel free

I'd like to know who comes up the stupid names "Bluetooth, cookies, android". Twats

Gorillas off the wrist

Why, what you been doing with hedgehogs?

Once you have had Ebola you're immune. Although there is more than one strain so, who knows. She might get fucked good and proper next time

Isn't that Karen Carpenter's autobiography?

Not sure if this was an urban myth, but there was a story about some nimrod on a train giving it large on his phone for ages so everyone could hear. All of a sudden some fellow has a heart attack and when they ask the bloke to dial 999 he sheepishly owns up that it's a toy.