camberwell gypsy

Not charming. Definitely not charming

Don't know who, but I know what you've been.

I've been Eric Cuntman, goodnight

He had some interesting thoughts on geriatric care did Doc Shitman

Didn't you rent it from a Mr Sutcliffe of West Yorkshire?

And bury dead prostitutes. I'm sure a certain member of CC got one. I mean there's so many you can conceal under a patio

We're getting more nurses in soon. They'll be graduating from the Beverly Allitt School of Nursing (BASON).

No. No.

Great. So they won't be coming back?

Colostomy bag needs changing?

Wow.

Is that an inmate of the CC cooler?

Is the Chinaman Chin On-Cue playing?

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not.

The day after, when everyone's hungover and regretting it, can be called "we should have stayed at home yesterday" Day.

I know. My maternal grandmother was Romanian (Sinti) who spoke Polish.

Was this before or after the cunt invaded Grenada without telling her?

El Alamein day?

We had a polish gym teacher at school who used to have an old plimsoll she carried around. She referred to it as "my friend" as in "If you kurva's fuck around, my friend will talk to you". Meaning you got a whack on the arse if you fucked about. Believe me, a freezing cold day in gym kit, you didn't want your arse warmed by her "friend".

The only good thing about Kent is it keeps the wind off of Surrey

Didn't he give Mrs Bridges one? I'll get me coal scuttle

Thank you Mad Max

There was a little black actor in the US back in the late 70s called James Bond III. He looked like a mini Herbie Hancock for fuck sake

Helmut Likker

You kurva!