camberwell gypsy

Im glad she was voted out before she got round to initiating her gypsy liquidisation programme. Thankfully the trapeze artist who took over didn't go through with it.

BMW drivers only buy their cars because its easy to spell!

Now then now then!

Her loads aren't as big as mine

Never been to Lesbos but Im a fan of Sapho!

yep! Sounds like my school!

Yep! Sounds like my school!

I too hate these arsholes!

A friend of mine spent 6 weeks in a police cell just off the M25 years ago during the prison officers strike. She said the sound of the motorway traffic made her sleep better. Just thought I'd mention it.

I had a sweep puppet when I was a kid. One day at Primary school we were told we can bring in a toy and we could write about it. Sweep came with me into school and I wrote about him and stood up in front of the school and read out what I'd wrote. It was a smashing day until some little cunt nicked him. It was very upsetting for me. Than it got worse: 2 days later sweeps head was found floating in one of the boys toilet. Kids can be so cruel.

Im good at hurling but need lots of alcohol for that (see 'Alcohol' thread)

Absolutely. What was that other crud he came out with "he knocked it off"!!