camberwell gypsy

Kim Jong-Weinstein

Titans! What fucking titans?

I never have this problem. I just walk out without paying. It's the only way to do it.

She mostly stole at night........mostly

You're on the express elevator to hell. Going down

Oh yeah. I'm fucking Ripley from Aliens

Well I always make sure I'm dressed in my finery when I log on

You're a fucking gentleman Wiz: a fucking gentleman.

Someone has to, just to keep the status quo!* *Someone was gonna say it sooner or later.

"Happyt christmas" was he from Yorkshire?

He's also a spurs fan according to my brother

That's the teacher nun who rammed my face into a filing cabinet. "The Smiling assassin" we called her.

I'm off to the family pile later wearing my new sequinned christmas dress and Christmassy earings (yep. That sad) with the two christmas puds I made and bags of prezzies for everyone. That's the bit I like about the whole deal. Then we'll go to church where me and my sister in law will magic the contents of the collection plates into the concealed pockets in our knickers while the kiddies pilfer the pewter and while this is going on, the menfolk will be up on the roof nicking the lead and stripping the copper lightning conductor. Of course it will be the CoE church. Don't want to piss off God by doing the Catholic Church eh?

Hope Neil has the kleenex handy

MI?

Is she dead?

I was right; this IS the racist jaffa cake thread.

One too many legs though

I have. I think it's these knickers. They're a bit tight

It's the racist jaffa cake thread

Fuckers that boil my piss on the road: 1. Cunts that don't indicate right at traffic lights thus I think they're going straight on and get behind, only for them to start indicating as soon as the lights turn green 2. Cunts that stop across a junction in heavy traffic, thus stopping me from pulling out 3. As 2 above but when it says 'keep Clear' in huge fucking white letters 4. Cunts who trundle along at 15mph in 20 mph zone 5. Cunts who park in a tyre pump bay and fuck off to do shopping in BP Garage. 6. Cunts that take fucking ages to start moving when the traffic light goes green 7. Testosterone pumped men who beep me when I fail to move away from the lights in 0.00001 seconds. 8. Cyclists who ride in pairs thus stopping me from passing

I'm still in the dark about this

Can someone explain what the fuck this nom's about?

That looks like Gregg Wallace and Ross Kemp wearing easter bonnets and having a snog with an oriental lady looking pissed off because neither want to snog her.

All that current going into her she won't need an hairdryer for bubbles. Her ovaries will fire out of her cunny like a fucking u-boat torpedos.