You obviously didn't see his Henry V at the Chichester Festival did you? Mesmerising! "You want some? You want some ya French caaants! Fire those faaaaking arrahs at 'em forsooth".
Something must be wrong with him. Why in the name of God would you want to go back up and spend months in a fucking space station? I spent 6 weeks in a police cell and that sent me round the bend.
I reckon Prof Stephen Hawkeye should vary his voice box. Physics bores me rigid but hearing him explain the big bang theory in a Geordie accent would at least make me laugh.
I always have the "three S's (like to keep my legs nice and smooth) splash of givency behind the ear, ribbon in the hair and a nice dress. I'm still waiting for the invasion
This is the early tests carried out by Barnes Wallace on the dambuster mission. They ended up using bouncing bombs as they couldn't find enough volunteer puffins.
Fuck football. It's for poofs, irons and the mentally feeble. Rugby league. That's the fucking game played by real men. Castleford Tiger's for the premiership