camberwell gypsy

There's pictures of her at school with the most georgous of hair styles.

Only because their repayment rates were too high. I believe he went to the Nazareth Credit Union in the end.

Selfies are for vain vacuous twats

He's trying to Curry favour with everyone.

That's foul

That goes for all Christians

If you didn't know it, Arlene Foster is Northern Ireland's outgoing First Minister. Now I don't know much about her, but her face scares the shit out of me. Is she related to May and Jimmy Krankie up in Scotland? I would upload a piccie but I can't on my phone. Let's see who can upload the scariest photo of her

A rubbish character.

Wish I could get my logs in perfect symmetry

So are some sausage rolls

Jam mini rolls are nice. Chocolate mini rolls are shit

Swiss rolls are shit.

"Forsooth vacate the fucking stage you fucking drunk squire Layhee". "Verily thou wilst slide down the shit pole for thou is a cunt methinks"

Tony the Tiger is a cunt

I've seen the picture. He looks more like that comedy genius Noel Fielding out of that brilliantly hilarious Mighty Boosh, than Jacko. Aww shamown. Heeeheeee!

Wasn't he "cleaning it"? I'm old enough to remember Pete Duel of Alias Smith and Jones fame of the early 70s. He blew his brains out "cleaning his gun".

It makes Sunny side trailer park from Trailer park boys look like Venice

Dead cunt marrying a 15 year old? Didn't know Oliver Reed was a DJ!

Yeah. What he said

He did at the beginning. Because I made a comment about him repairing shopping trolleys. Now get out of my bedroom because I'm going to sleep. Fuck off

You need to have a word with yourself Rick. Seriously. Because what you wrote there was really boring

Interesting

I'm sure the dialogue was pure fucking shakespeare.

Jaywick sounds like a toilet cleaner "Hey Doris get some toilet cleaner when you're round Patels will ya"? "Toilet Duck"? "Nah, Get some Jaywick. It cleans the shit off the rim better".

You should see what she uses his bollocks for!