camberwell gypsy

What, dead?

Coming from Irish stock I do find that funny. To be sure

Were you around in WW2?

Fuck off Captain Bird's-eye Or is it Captain jap's-eye?

Don't blubber

The country and western singer Whalen Jennings. Fat gobshite James Whale. Veteran DJ Jo Whaley! I'll get me Sou'wester

I've got one of those bastards gathering dust on top of the wardrobe. Its the one with the glasses and tie. Got it because I got my car insured through the market.com. kept getting texts telling me where the fucking idiot was on his way to me. Got on my nerves. Tossed the little cunt on to the wardrobe as soon as it arrived. Might give it to the dogs to chew.

Why aren't they any good at rowing then?

You evil evil fucker. Shame on you. Wales????? Evil fucker

The poor cow already lives with that cunt Guy Ritchie without having to make her life even more miserable

Is that the notorious chicago gangster Tony "little legs" Visconti?

Frank hasn't been seen for a while. You don't think. .............nah. Can't be can it?

I asked me to join them but my head ain't that shape.

He's wife is a bit of a scallywag so I understand

There's a south London walk used by the Ali Gs of the area. It's a sort of limp (apparently called 'bouncing') that has the cunt slightly stooped at the waist. Also wearing the usual back to front baseball cap or burberry sun visor that is not only back to front but upside down thus making the cunts silhouette look like a fucking milk jug.

Ah I know. It's Roops, Gobbler and Pen standing next to a mirror.

Imagine their surprise when they all turned up to the party dressed as Stevie Nicks!

What the fuck are you on about , Wolfie?

Even I've never pissed on a train seat.

That would be the police investigating themselves. That won't work

They should have a public enquiry.

I'm sure there are many out there who will champion their human rights.

What a load of fucking shite

Scaling down drainpipes carrying lead certainly firms the old thighs

I still look good in a skirt or dress that's above the knee because my legs still look good. Years of scaling church roofs for lead has paid off.* *Thought I'd get it in before someone else does.