camberwell gypsy

That would cost him a rum and coke and a packet of planters dry roasted where I come from.

That bit that said 'domestic violence campaigners' I thought it said 'Domestos'.

Never heard of him

Boo hoo hoo you made me cwy.

Lucky her

Oh well. What do I know eh?

They are only second to either an alligator or a crocodile in the most powerful jaws league. Their neck muscles are huge. A pit bull would sink it's teeth into its neck and the hyena would just shake it off like a rag doll. Even a lion doesn't fuck with a hyena.

http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2012/02/03/would-real-wolves-act-like-the-wolves-of-the-grey/

A hyena would destroy a fucking pit bull in 40 seconds. Unless it wanted to enjoy itself then it would take all the time it fucking needed.

Never wear either.

When I saw 'Storm Wranglers' I thought it was about waterproof jeans.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39428323 Now I'm not sure but I'm guessing that the BBC were there to make a documentary about how gentle these dogs are, even when they're owned by fucking twats.

Has there been a public enquiry yet?

Don't be silly. That'll have the PC lefties spitting out their muesli all over they're nice crisp Graudian newspaper.

Just googled and got onto the Daily Mirror Web site. He mentions curry smells. I don't have a fucking clue what curry is. But luckily the Mirror was kind enough to include a photo of curry in a pot. Thanks Daily Mirror

Never heard of him

Does the bleach kill 99 percent of all known wives dead?

Mama Mia stop all this. It's not The winner takes it all. Does your mother know? Or do I have to send an S.O.S?

I didn't know the corner had a CSI unit

Better wear my sunglasses if its that shiny

Thanks giving and trick or treating is for American cunts. Morris Dancing is for.....well, just cunts really

Fuck off baldy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39416944 Probably be an improvement

Is she playing with Chris's plums?

Do you like fish sticks?