camberwell gypsy

What's a telly licence? Is it the same as a dog licence? Cos I ain't got one of them either

I am. I always get out the bath for a wee wee.

Oh! You mean Uber drivers!

It pisses me off when I push the stop button on a pedestrian crossing, the green Man shows and still one of these arseholes steps out waving their fucking lollIpop. I mean I've been breathing oxygen long enough to figure out how a fucking crossing work.

Is that Renaults new model?

This place don't exist Does it?

I've searched the Web high and low and haven't found any trace of this place

Do they have bears in Wogaway?

'Shitload' (as in "we need a Shitload of spare dicks for this wedding") trumps a fuck load I believe

That's true. Was in the sticks last week and saw 8 of these fucking idiots, all in a single file, wearing yellow hi viz jackets and all wearing a yellow crash hat. Going through the forest. I mean how much damage can you do to your head falling off of one of these things? Plus they all were smiling like fucking imbeciles. I'm sure there's a photo of this sort of shite online. But I can't download it on my phone

Who's Kim?

If admin members had them.

Right that's it; Nurse! Nurse she's out of bed again. NURSE!!!!

I don't think Bonanza can throw up that many puns. High Chapperal is another story.

Why nuke it one time? I'd nuke it several times a year.

Is Lorne Green still alive? Or is he under a green lawn.

Yep

Dulwich hospital is like that. It's a grand building but is falling apart.

Victorian hospitals aren't fit for purpose now. Advances in medicine needs modern buildings.

I'm in primary care.

Nearly (and should of) slammed into the back of one of these cunts on the way home today. There he was, huge earphones, back to front baseball cap cycling along a main road when all of a sudden riding on two wheels wasn't good enough for this fucking moron. He decides to just cycle on his rear wheel along a busy main road with cars, buses and lorries thundering along. His coup de gras was actually going through a red light. I wonder how skillful he'd be, doing it at 40 mph when someone rear ends the cunt. And don't get me started on the cunts who cycle no handed either.

Night Eric

Ooh pernod put me in the land of nod a few times in my younger days

Strong minded, intelligent self empowered women do not giggle. Tee hee hee

Schizophrenia is nothing to do with multiple personalities. That's Disassociated Identity Disorder (DID) or split personality as it used to be called. And schizophrenia isn't a myth