camberwell gypsy

It's the cunts who have those hidden phones which makes it looks like they're yelling to themselves that makes my piss freeze. It makes them look cunts and quite unnerving when they come up behind you yelling "yeah that's right, I'm feeling well pissed off innit bruv"?

Spaghetti bolognais is made up bullshit as well.

Dunno. Judging by that advert he's in, I'd rather watch dog shit turn white.

I bet the time just fucking flies by in your hovels.

I just love this site for the racist and cultural stereotyping bullshit. Now, where's my crystal ball and tambourine?

I'd rather fly with city or Rovers. But not Rangers; I have some self respect

Rampant sexism that.

She didn't realise it was illegal? Thats my defence sorted if I go before the court if caught walking out of tescos with a dulce gusto coffee machine secreted in the pushchair (I'll be taking orders just before Christmas).

You try riding a bike in a 1940s dress.

You got George Formby, the founder of Windows to thank for this. The ukulele playing goofy Northerner wrote a song about upgrading and cleaning "If you can see what I can see, when I'm cleaning windows". I'll get me clogs on

I'm not getting involved

Diarrhoea is Chris's brother

The last 3 lines take me back

Poke My Labia

Scunthorpe

The Archbishop of Cunterbury gave all his away already * * That don't make any sense, I just wanted to get the word 'Cunterbury' in

Wasn't Mrs Thatch from Lincolnshire?

PML

She's in enough trouble as it is rev. Don't make it any worse. Well actually go ahead: Fill you boots

Where the fuck is Lincolnshire? I'm good at geography but Lincolnshire is a place that doesn't command attention does it. Bit like Hertfordshire and Bedfordshire

Tried to upload the Sun page. Headline "smashed test mummy". Let's just say the picture of her certainly shows she has a lot if padding. Miow!

Haven't you wondered WHY they are virgins?

If you go on Wikipedia and the 'boat race' page, there is a section that talks about the standard of the crews. I've got a rowing machine at home. It makes a great clothes horse

Never been in one of these faux itie/yank places but I bet it's festooned with framed photos of pseudo Italian famous people (sinatra, dean martin, Tony Bennett etc) and snapshots of American/Italian life in the 40s? Italian cuisine is more one dimensional than French cuisine: pizza or pasta? Neither? Then fuck off.

Hope it's diet coke 'eavens. What with your diabetes.