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camberwell gypsy

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  1. I just call him "PW" for short
  2. People who end sentences with "fuck off" piss me off. They can just fuck off
  3. When they go 'travelling' it's backpacking in some lawless third world shithole and then wonder why they end up face down in a ditch with a hole in the back of their head. That's why I stay clear of Portugal
  4. Shoes which extend 5 inches past the ends of their toes They are called 'clowns' Eric. You know silly red noses and exploding cars. The cunts. I hate them. Hate them I tell yah.
  5. It's women who have large tattoos on their legs that get to me. Very chavvy
  6. I'm a big fan of tattoos. Especially the Edinburgh military one
  7. Reported for blatant sexual innuendo. Cheeky boy tee hee
  8. What worries me is that they get so desperate that they 'fit' some poor bastard up.
  9. And they have. Apparently plod has identified a number of new suspects (they usually do) some have been eliminated however. But plod has said that there is a "Significant" lead they will follow up. I watch with bated breath.
  10. Lucky I didn't say naked as well
  11. Horses aren't neurotic. They are spooked when complete arseholes get near them. I've ridden them bareback and they are easy going animals.
  12. Phew! A close shave there Eric. Was he traumatised surviving the holocaust?
  13. ....Or the fucker that coughs on the back of your head or exhales on the back of your neck.
  14. She went down well everywhere else
  15. May I suggest following up with a rabbit punch to the solar plexus. This will render them on their arse fighting for breath. Every cunt will think he's having a heart attack and will close in to help, thus enabling you to escape. And if you're at a do, grab a couple of bottles of vino before you exit. Works for me ?
  16. I just push them away and say "Whoa back up fuck head, back up". Worked on my ex-husband anyway.
  17. Lucky you didn't go to a burger king
  18. Watched the first episode of that. Load of shite. Never watched it again, so that is lost on me.
  19. That's because at the age of 37 she realised that she wouldn't ride to Paris in a sports car, with the warm wind in her hair. Or summink
  20. How can you slaughter anyone with a copier? (Google it. I'm not mad)
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