camberwell gypsy

Mon dieu

Japanese and Korean cars are the best. Even I can change a bulb in them. I owned a Renault Espace years ago from brand new. After just 1000 miles on the clock, the electrics started playing up. Fucking useless are french cars.

Google it

The Renault 5 was shit as well.

Cadmium is a bit nasty as well.

This high five crap does get on my wick. But what's just as bad is people who call everyone "guys", as in "Ok guys, let's go", even if it's females or children they are addressing. Also cunts who say "Oh cool" when they hear something they agree with. This is made more annoying when it comes from somebody older than 20. I'm sure I'll think of other things that freeze my piss.

Cut out all that crap and just stab them for god sake. You're not in a fucking Benny Hill show.

Lol

Don't get me talking about Mary Poppins and the London Eye

Handy for running out of restaurants without paying eh?

I don't wear trainers. I drive everywhere

You need a different type of bamboo. The stuff I've got is excellent. Let me have a look at its name......er.......oh yes here we are. It's called Wopbapaloobopawop bamboo. Its Latin name is Richardus Littlus.

I've had that as well. When I ask them why they need my number I get "just in case we need to call you". When I ask why they would need to call me they say "Er... We may need to". Yeah fuck right off.

Can she get Canal+ on that?

Fair point well made

Fuck off Neil; I'm expecting his next payment tomorrow. Keep it shtumm, and there'll be a drink in it for you.

Vanuatu

I doubt it Eric. Anyway, he can still play Basketball with a false leg.

Don't you usually leave a box of milk tray for the lady, Neil? Or was that just me?

'daniel'? I see what you did there.

Asperger's: for when you've fucked up and need an excuse

So his barrister reckons that leaving an explosive device full of ball-bearings on a train, he didn't mean to endanger life? Marvellous

Problem with their oven chips is you have to keep checking on them every half hour.

Do what? Leave it aaaaht! Gaw blimey Arfer! Turn it in!

Lot of the staff who works in my local sainsbury's speak like dey is bleck, even when dey is ain't. Nah wot I mean bruv?