Roadkill

Hey! That wasn't text speak!

I've tried it. Giving and receiving. Never really caught on with me though.

Thanks! This seems like a fun community filled with bitter and hateful people who use well written insults towards each other to mask their insecurities about themselves! ...its fucking beautiful!

The fuck we talking about anyway? Who's Spunkers? I'm new.

Nah we can mirror your superior southern breeding practices pretty well, but we have to be much more careful during thrusting as our gigantic, under-evolved, savage manhoods can sometimes cleave the female right in two. Why do you think Geordie women always smile? Coz they're simple cunts. Simple HAPPY cunts. Not a fucking Mackem, are you?

Fuck the TV's just give them baccy and papers. Added effect of giving them cancer too. Win Win!

But if I smear my shit all over the local police station it's "vandalism"... maybe I'm an aspiring street artist too?

Read a while back in the paper about bin men in Newcastle whingeing because they're being made to actually work their contracted hours instead of just pissing off home early. Good thing Newcastle is a shit hole already. I live there. I know.