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Cuntybaws

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  1. Never, ever, say that to a man holding a bottle of Buckfast. The odds are very good that he has a twin-bladed Stanley knife in his other hand.
  2. Cuntybaws

    TV AM

    Fred fucking Talbot. With hindsight, all the signs were there.
  3. "Running out of wine"? Fucking amateur.
  4. After working with Rachel Jimmy Carr was asked for his opinion of her. His reply: "I would crawl... over broken glass... just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her!"
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    Gordon Brown

    This bastard thread just ate all my fucking "likes", and I'd have given nocti two if it let me. Keep up the good work.
  6. Before the Twittersphere no-one really knew just how low the lowest common denominator was. Pretty fucking low, obviously!
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    South Park

    We've got to raise the bar.
  8. Just went to reply to Rat's quote but the posts were gone. Seriously, "Is she black?" is now deemed too risqué to be left undeleted? I don't suppose whoever deleted it would care to explain what rule it breached?
  9. A cheap cunt - unless it's the XFR?
  10. And Bishop Brennan with the rabbits... and the "My Lovely Horse" dream sequence... and the milk float "Speed" episode... RIP Dermot - and Ardal O'Hanlan's career.
  11. Fuck it, you're right. I'm nothing but a big racist.
  12. It could be worse, I could have a golly as an avatar. Thank fuck that isn't allowed. Er, wait... FWIW, this IS Lenny Henry, "whiting up" for one of the shows.
  13. Jesus H fucking Christ, why delete my earlier post with a picture from the Black & White Minstrel Show? Lenny Henry was in the fucking Black & White Minstrel Show!
  14. That might just work. But there's still no room for left-leaning towel heads from provincial universities, right?
  15. I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, though, if the mood ever took her!
  16. Courtesy? On the roads? Best take a time machine to 1908!
  17. Cuntybaws

    Brooms

    Thought for a moment there this was about the Broons. Oh well, while I'm here anyway, the bairn's a cunt!
  18. Cuntybaws

    Self Loathing

    I'd loathe myself if someone needed telling to fuck off and I didn't say it.
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