Cuntybaws
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I've had no emails at all - until you posted this comment, and I got a notification about it. If you want to suck my cock, just say so - I'm open-minded!
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Son? Is that... you... son?
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Change the Time Period from "Since your last visit" to "Daily View". Just play around with it...
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Chanel No. 5
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Mrs Baws believes in touching wood every morning, which has always been lucky for me!
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I'm more swift than swallow, but Mrs Baws assures me she prefers it that way.
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You could rape a fuckload of Indian chicks on one of those things, Keith - good spot!
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Yes, I've been called a funny cunt once or twice. And you never see me and Frankie Boyle in the same room together - just saying...
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Who the fuck was number 1 then, Katie fucking Price? On which note, I have little doubt that Harvey would make a better King than anything Diana shat out of her well-fisted vagina.
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Cunts who shave off their eyebrows and then (badly) draw them back on
Cuntybaws replied to Ape™️'s topic in The Corner
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I've got a little list — I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed — who never would be missed! Banjo serenaders would be the first to go...
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What I don't understand is why it's headline news on every channel. Every last fucking one of them can fuck off as far as I'm concerned, and get themselves some FGM while they're at it. Just don't bother trying to come back afterwards, because whatever else you are, you're not fucking British.
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At the going down of the sun and in the morning, they can suck my cock!
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Or nibbled to death by okapis.
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I think you'll find it's "Ibrahimović" - but I'm sure Herr Rat will appreciate the nod.
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Any cunt remember Badly Drawn Boy? No, thought not...
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Low hanging fruit, Jacko. Primarily, pineapples and watermelon.
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I fucking hate you, Warren. Just saying. That's Mrs Baws' chances of some Valentines Day cunnilingus just gone right out the window
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You get nothing in this game for two in a bed.
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Never seen it, thank fuck, but I can't believe there's anything out there more up its own arse than Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy. Except, maybe, This Is Jinsy. Fucking bastard fucking cunting media student wankbag cunts!
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I say, that's a tad gratuitously racist; shades of Mr Yunioshi in Breakfast At Tiffany's. Well done, Warren, you've got right to the heart of these poisonous little yellow bastards' psyche.
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Asteroids was better anyway.
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You're wrong, of course. However, I don't have the time or the inclination (fnaar, fnaar) to rehash this debate all over again, let alone resort to slagging.
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“Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.” Marion Mitchell Morrison
