Cuntybaws

​Oh well, if it's an escalation game now...

​This has been up for 2 hours now and not one single grammar Nazi has seen fit to rip into it. Do I have to do fucking everything round here?

It certainly puts a new slant on the old "salt versus sugar" debate. PS Does your grandmother live in a little cottage in the woods, by any chance. If so, watch out for bears - those cunts don't take kindly to people who come in their porridge!

Do what I do and just watch The Walking Dead instead.

​​Neatly avoids Skitt's Law, and demonstrates appropriate semicolon usage to boot. I can find no fault with this man, Careful Neil, you're up against a pro here.

​Depending on what sort of recognition you're after, it may be worth registering for ratemycock.com Or not.

​I hate to have to break it to you, my dear Fudge, but there may even be more than one! John 8:7

​Don't make trouble when your hands are tied...

​Surely we can all agree that Christopher Biggins is a cunt?

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​Fuck my old boots, does no-one actually read the comments any more? (That's a rhetorical question, before you waste any invective on a response.)

Judge's comment wasn't about fat bastards, it was a a comment about posts about fat bastards. This in itself is a well-worn subject, traditionally expressed more briefly in the form, "Another fucking repeat bollocks!" I can only post so many bowls of petunias in one week.

It's a reaction to the poster, not the post. Lazy cunting, but there you go. Galatians 6:7

​Yeah, but you heard the latest? The Tefal-heads have just announced that being a porcine dough-ball makes it more unlikely you'll get Alzheimers in your dotage!

Who killed Liddle? Did you kill Liddle? Who killed Liddle? Police killed Liddle Towers.

He's riding the "Not Rolf Harris" wave.

​ ​Minty! Sob...

Tan lines are so 1970's...

When you say "whistleblower", is that in any way related to playing the pink oboe?

​He's not big and he's not clever. No, wait - he's fucking enormous and he's not clever!

​Number 7 - cunts who backtrack

Have you met PunkApe yet Bill? You two should get on like Mick Philpott's house.

​Now hastily reviewing all my previous comments from the various "Audi" threads for anything banworthy...!

One of my guilty pleasures (one of many, as it happens, but the only one you lot are hearing about today) is the video that accompanies the Busted soundtrack from the Thunderbirds movie. Seeing the Thunderbirds tearing up the Thames to a bass-enhanced riff on the original theme fanfare must bring a lump to any fan's trousers! Sophia Myles is quite definitely not a cunt.