No, not Frank and Pen! Eastbourne couple George Kirby (103) and Doreen Luckie (91) will become the oldest newlyweds in the world when they get married in June, assuming the old cunts last another month which, judging by the picture, is by no means guaranteed. The filthy old fuckers have been living together for the last 27 years, so I don't imagine their viagra-fuelled wedding night will hold too many surprises.