Two "British" fighters have been killed by a drone strike in Syria. I don't remember the House of Commons voting for that but fuck it, I'll let them off this time. And what a brilliant fucking name - Reaper Drone. This is now my favourite thing.
Yep, a US "child star", seen here with his fugly sister-pig Raini, The cynical MTV/Disney dollar machine needs to provide someone for fat Hispanic kids to vote for at the Kids' Choice awards.
More than 30 cadets were injured in the traditional end-of-summer pillow fight at prestigious US military academy West Point. Many were left unconscious. Jesus fuck, no wonder they don't last long in an actual combat zone. Friendly fire training starts early with these cunts.
Is "bum fest" not all one word? Or at least hyphenated? Either way, it's a very fair point. PS "Manky" sounds a bit like "Minkey" - should we be worried?
Everybody says "racist" like it's a bad thing. If it wasn't for racism we would never have had such classic programs as "Till Death Do Us Part" or "Love Thy Neighbour".
Choked to death by shit - what a poetic way for a Norwich fan to go. I wouldn't like to be the bloke from CSI Norfolk who inherited that crime scene. It's a difficult enough job there at the best of times when everyone has the same DNA, and dental records are useless when no cunt has any teeth.
You filthy fucking cunt, where are your standards? Being soulless isn't a drawback per se, I suppose, but this cunt must have a fanny like a punched lasagna.