Cuntybaws
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Maybe he's Cthulhu? That would explain a lot. May his noodly appendage encircle your throat
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I thought Mrs Baws was taking even longer to reach orgasm than usual on Sunday, but I'd forgotten that the clocks had gone forward.
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Ding does.
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They can make them feel at home by finishing with the 1812 Overture.
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White dog shit?
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I like Duck à l'Orange. Geddit?
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Gorillaz recorded some of their third album in Damascus with the SNO in 2009. I don't know if that makes it better or worse, but at least Albarn's consistent.
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106 hours without sleep now, Bubbles? Only another 3 days to go to break Rothers' Corner record!
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Inshallah!
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Fucking hell, I hope none of you cynical cunts will give poor old Muntypaws a hard time when he logs on later.
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Everything's relative, and Good Morning Britain - while obviously total fucking shit for brain dead mouth breathers - is still better then Good Morning Vietnam. Robin Williams was a cunt. (Oh, how I love the word "was" in that sentence!)
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Fuck off, every cunt's got one.
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I doubt you know yourself what you're ingesting any more, but I would like to buy a bag or two of it for purely medicinal purposes.
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The cunt claims to be 66. Fuck me, but it must be a harder life than it looks fucking B-movie starlets. On an unrelated note, his middle name is Francis. It's not a statistically significant sample I know, but that makes two cunts out of two...
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Dog's milk or rat's milk? Or just good old Vitamin S?
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Hysterical parents who complained about the broadcasting of Watership Down
Cuntybaws replied to a topic in The Corner
Next week on CBeebies, that old family favourite "Fritz The Cat". -
Hysterical parents who complained about the broadcasting of Watership Down
Cuntybaws replied to a topic in The Corner
My heart has joined the Thousand, for common sense stopped running today. -
You might want to rephrase that. Or perhaps not.
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The pleasure was all mine, Decs. Bonsai.
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Oh bless, you looked it up. Idiot.
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Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
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No surrender! Oh fuck, rumbled.
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He's played us for fools, Frank, that cursed Moriarty. We were no match for his untamed wit. I'm off now, never to return.
