Hairy growler, huge grotesque feet, speaks in a mellifluous yet consonant-rich language no-one else understands? Fuck me, it finally makes sense - she's a hobbit.
I owe you a like for this one - I know how much they mean to you. I'm either out for the day now, or more likely my DNS and/or cookies are fucking up. I can only get the Corner up using Opera Turbo at present, so I guess it's time to flush everything.
You'd fuck the nanny though, surely, ladyboy or not?
This sprog was in the news this week - its name is Hong Hong (as opposed to Ting Tong) and it's got thirty one fingers and toes. As prime numbers go, that's definitely not NFN.
This thread has now exceeded 100 comments, and as Mrs Roops is getting paid £200,000 per comment she is now worth £20m and is therefore quite simply not a cunt.
Remember when (sorry, Decs) we fought the great Cuntwad war of 2013/4 and we thought we were the good guys, but everyone else got bored of the whole sorry saga and thought we were cunts? It's sort of like that.
Now be fair, Bill, it may only have been a month ago but it was somewhat-misleadingly titled "Money spunking cunt", and despite running to 4 pages very few of the comments were actually about the EU referendum.
There's some dialogue from the Sopranos that seems relevant. (I've taken some liberties with the names.)
Baws: Hey, Decs. You remember your first blowjob?
Decs: Oh, yeah.
Baws: How long did it take for the guy to come?
They play too fast, they play out of tune,
They practise in the singer's bedroom,
The drum's quite good, the bass is too loud,
And I... can't hear... the words...
As I recall, every schoolgirl looked like this in Scotland in the eighties. Fellatio was the last thing on anyone's mind, especially after watching one of them demolish a deep-fried haggis supper.