Let me know which one and I'll see if I can't soften them up for you. And by "soften them up" I mean "reduce every last bone in their body to a fine crystalline powder".
Did you get them to put in an artificial lens while they were poking about in there anyway? Technically that would make you bionic.
Get your vag upgraded and you can join the Borg collective. Seven of Sixty-Nine.
I'm withholding my opinion until Carol Vorderman explains the impact of the respective options on the price of Red Krill capsules.
Although I might be swayed if Lorraine Kelly gets in quick with some facts on the implications for VAT on plus-sized clothes for the older lady with no sense of shame.