Cuntybaws
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The monkey has a typewriter but we're still waiting for Shakespeare.
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Did he get kicked out of Club Penguin?
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In the good old days you so love to hear about, we called this "doing a Wad." How unedifying.
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Being such a cunt that I can't add a profile pic using my ipad
Cuntybaws replied to a topic in The Corner
Oh, we're talking bad AIDS here. -
Vardy is a rat-faced arse badger who fluked one lucky season. If any cunt is willing to pay a tenner for him, Leicester should bite their fucking hands off.
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Being such a cunt that I can't add a profile pic using my ipad
Cuntybaws replied to a topic in The Corner
I hope it's an iPad Pro because that way it'll REALLY fucking hurt when it gets rammed up your fucking colon. -
Get out of my mind palace! ("Mind Palace" is what well-bred sociopaths call their wank bank.)
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We're glad you went to bed early, too. Shame it wasn't your death bed.
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Too slow on the edit, fuck it.
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Replicant alert!
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Step away from the Norton Star Atlas... or the next shot won't be a warning.
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What a load of Pollux. My own vote goes to the Seven Sisters.
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Decimus would doubtless go for Leo Minor.
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It's a typical deflection from the Rev, designed to steer us away from the true object of his affections - Ursula the fat octopus. That cunt could fist eight little mermaids simultaneously, and I for one would pay good money to watch.
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In much the same way that the Queen thinks the whole world smells of fresh paint, poor old Bubbles believes that everything in the restaurants he frequents tastes of sperm.
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Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender, the beauties were brief. Shall I mourn your decline with some thunderbird wine and a black handkerchief? Fuck me, that intro is a thing of beauty.
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Open wide...
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#BREXIT Europe can fuck off and die.
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I don't know, Olly, I suspect his daughter has a fair amount of daddy's DNA in her.
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Hey, don't knock diversity - Keith's got himself a job at last,
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Don't mind if I do, but that nose is going to be hard to ignore. You could ski down that cunt! Biotechs are the new tulips.
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I vaguely remember making a reference to the Blue Brazil. Only ever been to Cowdenbeath as an away fan, though.
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My genome has more in common with a turnip than with a Fifer, although it's a close call either way. Subhuman Kingdom cunts.
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Tits first?
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You must be mistaking me for someone less couth from your communal Cambuslang tenement shunky, TC is short for The Cunt. No, seriously. The cunt.
