Cuntybaws

Apparently Roget's Thesaurus is considering adding "Quincy" as a new synonym for turpitude.

Hey, it's not like it was Tanni Grey-Thompson.

Whatever you do, don't serve vinegar to a honey badger.

On the plus side, you're better than Archie.

You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

Don't encourage the avartless* cunt by taking it seriously! * Copyright Bill Stickers

Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?

A man's got to know his limitations. Sadly, Eddie is not that man.

They're basically just Diet Pandas - useless monochrome, smelly fuckers, not unlike Yorkshiremen.

I fear you just lost the moral high ground there, Bill.

Sorry if that comes across as a bit harsh, but I've never seen a new cunt go full retard quite so fast. You fucking jizz cornet.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You fucking goit.

For some reason I read that as cum swapping. A misunderstanding, perhaps, but I think it's in the ballpark.

That fucking hag has way too many teeth. She reminds of the "chatterer" Cenobite from Hellraiser.

Teenager killed after being pulled into wood chipper on first day of work. Feet first too, as is traditional.

I've been known to eat food when I go out after smoking grass or pot, but I draw the line at baked potatoes. Spud U Like is for cunts.

You're just going to love crystal meth-heads, then.

Ten minutes in the pale light of a waning crescent moon will see off most Aberdonians. That's why you never see a Scottish vampire.

Ah, the Mitty 2000. Beautiful plumage.

It's coming home - but only if your "home" is in Wales.

The current XJR.5.0 V8 is a fucking masterpiece. Every possible luxury for us old duffers, and 0-60 in under 5 seconds. The only downside is that it's hard to decide which colour looks best, so I got two of the cunts. But then again, I make so much fucking money each and every month that I don't need a bonus. * Some of the above facts are true. Some may not be.

Avada Kedavra. Stupid American cunt.