Punkape checks into a hotel and says to the man at the front desk, “I hope the porn is disabled”.
The man at the desk replies, “It’s just regular porn, you sick fuck.”
A son says to his mother, “Mum, I have the biggest dick of all the kids in the Nativity play. Is that because I'm black?”
His mother replies, “No. it’s because you’re 19”.
I've never found it to make any real difference one way or the other.
I have a Gif that demonstrates - in an educational and artistic way - how to give an inch, but never let it be said that I encouraged envelope pushing. The very last thing we want to do is leave a back door open for Rothers.
Fill your boots - with vomit!
PS I don't think this breaches Rule 9 but if it does then I'm happy to take my 24-hours in the cooler with immediate effect, as Wiz appears to be off his meds again.
I see you're avoiding the question even though I made it as simple as I could. Here's some useful advice for you anyway so you don't make the same mistake twice - there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits.