Cuntybaws

It's Nyan Cat, granddad, a cat with the body of a cherry pop tart. This masterful meme blazed across the Internet firmament in the prehistoric 2011-era. Japanese, needless to add. Hello Kitty is a cunt.

Two birds, one stone.

I thought those white trousers looked familiar.

Better the silence of southerners than being lumbered with some garrulous northern cunt who reeks of black pudding. This is the only badge you need on the tube.

Mashing up "Cities of The Red Night" with "Assassin's Creed"? I'll have a pint of what you're drinking.

Making love to the Eurotunnel, with a sausage...

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

I'm pretty sure I've got that on laser disk somewhere. No, wait, that's Debbie does Dallas.

It's not unlike a beaver trap, baited with rotting fish and surrounded by a matted tangle of short, wiry hair.

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper, "No."

We'll have no trouble here!

Banned for "reinforcing negative stereotypes", eh? Let's hope those ASA cunts never log on here, the sensitive little flowers.

As you very well know, Archbishop Ussher proved conclusively that the universe was only created in 4004 BC, and so - like dinosaur fossils - all your supposed "evidence" is nothing more than God testing your faith. I'm surprised you let yourself fall into Snatch's trap. Hockey sticks are cunts.

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a cunt.

I'd imagine Bill would have quite the opposite effect on most men. He certainly wilts my tool.

Unarmed But Dangerous.

Turn up the brown noise.

Those cardboard city cunts can only dream of MDF.

I'm glad to have played my part in fucking over Vanuata.. Shovel on more dogs!

Better yet would be "mdf" - mort de feu. Connard.

That fucking bastard Santa Claus eats several hundred of these in my house every Xmas Eve, the fat fucking cunt. I also have reason to believe he's an alcoholic.