Cuntybaws

Good idea, but I feel the marketing side needs more work. Perhaps we could leverage the recognition factor of existing players in the "Too socially inadequate to get laid by yourself" space such as Tinder and Grindr, and go with something that plays on the mechanically controlled angle. How about Wind-r?

I wouldn't fancy a blow job from Clarissa, the quite-literally twisted forensic examiner from “Silent Witness”, but I might let her play with my joystick.

No fucking avatar either. What a cunt.

And such a beautiful smile as you sample the delights of Dr Ernest Alexanderson's three-inch "Octagon", one of the earliest mains-powered vibrators on the market.

At the risk of leaving myself open to accusations of hypocrisy, some cunts on here have WAY too much time on their hands.

From "The Ladybird Book of Exorcism Rituals" if I'm not mistaken? That should do the trick.

She's got cerebral palsy, you heartless cunt. Or is it Parkinson's...?

I could have sworn Decimus said he had sent you away like a whipped cur today for getting ideas above your station. One of us must have been mistaken.

I feel a Dogger coming on.

I'm not sure what your point is here, but nonetheless... Arbroath 36 - 0 Bon Accord. Now, fuck off.

You can't argue against logic of this calibre.

"Percy" is not exactly one to boast about either. The cunt should be in jail.

It's patently obvious that he meant "Grindred" and is now trying to deflect attention away from his homosexual faux pas. Technically speaking, "grinded" is not absolutely incorrect, and can be tolerated if used by someone who is Greek, sub-literate, a cunt, or some combination of these.

She made me laugh!

Thank fuck everyone has a limit of ten per day or there would be a bukkake-like blizzard of "likes" gumming up Frank's eyes by now.

I suspect The Corner's female members would be classed as outliers, and probably possess more testicular fortitude than some male contributors I could mention.

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but this makes you sound a lot more like Louis Walsh.

Snatch got a "your" right. Cue the four horsemen and the Whore of Babylon..

February 7th, 2013, at 22:17pm.

Stacy's mong has got it going on.

Bang!

We are stardust, we are golden. You old fucking hippy! Carl Sagan was a cunt.

This is a trap, right?