Cuntybaws
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What's this "we" shit, white man?
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Although it retains the stark one-line simplicity of the original nomination, today's re-boot actually displays a modicum of wit and isn't totally shit. Yours, A.Critic
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I'm 200% okay with that.
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PS I've liked your first post, so you now have the only 100% ratio on the Corner. Tough shit, Bill.
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Harsh, but fair.
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It's not as bad as I remember...
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Nice try Bill, but you're not coaxing a "happy endings" joke out of me. I've been told off once today already by Bubba about my latent MikeD tendencies
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Q. Why are the Parisian boulevards lined with trees? A. So that the Germans can march in the shade.
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I would have given the second paragraph a much coveted "like", but sadly by that point I had already read the first one.
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Since when did Woolwich have a pretty bit in the middle?
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Golden chance for a "half biscuit" reference woefully missed there.
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Alcohol nearly killed hiim? Presumably there wasn't enough lemonade in his half shandy, the puny little runt.
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I like Paris in the springtime.
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Luckily I was between mouthfuls of coffee when I read this.
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Yes, I think that would be for the best.
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Minty (sob!)
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I'll deal with both of you later.
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I think that's the correct "pearl" metaphor above, but I may be wrong. I'm not a fucking cockney.
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This must be a new thing because, surely, her 1000+ nominations on the old site were all absolute pearl necklaces.
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You mean... a polygon?
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I feel dirty and would like to apologise to the entire Corner for liking this post. I fear that sobriety has overtaken me, and it is now well past time to make a start on the Electric Soup.
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I'll give you that one, although technically that would make it a power snakebite rather than a turbo shandy.
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Sancho fucking who? Aitch-dropping cunt.
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Gonnae no' say that! Jist, gonnae no'?
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Oh, and Spongebob fucking Squarepants, and Barney the cunting dinosaur, and the motherfucking Powerpuff Girls. Why do Fathers4Justice always look so miserable? I'd have turned fucking somersaults if Mrs Baws had fucked off and taken the brats with her before In The Night Garden ever started.
