Catchy – a sort of SparkNotes for the Corner's hard-of-thinking contingent. You don't think it sounds too much like "Blue's Clues" though, do you?
Applescruff's “tradesman days” are a metaphor for a bygone golden age, a Camelot of cunting, a lament for simpler and more chivalrous times lost. The overall effect is reminiscent of Holden Caulfield wondering where the ducks go to in winter, a touching glimpse of childlike hope shining through the subsequent years of depression.
Next week, “Fender's clawhammers deconstructed”. Mark Kermode is a cunt.