By unhappy coincidence, the world's first transgender doll has just been launched - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39030215
Would you believe it's styled after Jazz, and it's got no cock or balls?
We've had the montage phase, and the Jib Jab phase, and now it appears we're well into the total dribbling spastic phase.
Oh well, at least he doesn't multi-quote.
Well of course he's a fucking goalie, that's the position allocated to fat kids from time immemorial. You wouldn't want the corpulent cunts on the wing, now would you?
All it takes is one radioactive mongoloid spider. I saw a documentary about it once. (There was a green goblin in it too, as I recall. Fucking mushrooms.)
Now is the perfect time to launch my "Diane Abbott Three Hole Doll" on an unsuspecting public.
I can't imagine anyone wants to see the other two holes?