Cuntybaws
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The cunt'll have neighbours like Cilla Black and Cliff Richard now, which is a poetic justice of sorts.
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Did you see this thread last night when it was 3 pages longer? The corny platitudes were in a fucking minority then, let me tell you. Anyway, fluffy kittens anyone? Butterflies and fluffy kittens...!
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£100,000 = 3 tolerable bottles of wine a day for every single day of each of those 8 years. No, not one little bit.......
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The media's inevitable hysterical fucking overreaction to winter
Cuntybaws replied to a topic in The Corner
And they always have to fucking well thank each other. “Thanks, Tomasz, thanks for that.” Simper, simper. Yes, thanks Tomasz, you great fucking mincing piece of shit, thanks for doing YOUR FUCKING JOB! The rot started when newsreaders stopped wearing dinner jackets, sometime around the invention of colour. (And no, you racist cunts, I don't mean when Moira Stewart started...) -
OI, Jazz, if I develop RSI from repeatedly having to scroll past rehash after rehash of these execrable and pointless fucking pictures you'll be hearing from my lawyers. And by lawyers I mean a venerable old family firm from Easterhouse with extensive knowledge of the Scottish legal system and its penitentiaries.
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Pie suppers are my kryptonite.
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You public toilet tampon bin!
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Good news, Drew, I'm fairly sure this is Pen.
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I was in the Brownies once, until my restraining order put paid to that.
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Did he really go in with a "whilst" near the end there? Gadzooks!
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Back in the day, Scotty, I'd have fucked her brains out. It wouldn't have taken very long.
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She's got a face like a fire-damaged bag of sticklebricks!
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I only have one problem with women who breastfeed in public. They never wink back.
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Watch out for triffids, though, there's a few of those cunts about...
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I occasionally give Mrs Baws an ecologically sustainable pearl necklace. If she's good, I sometimes give her a second one a few hours later.
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Yes, he's a cute little freak of nature. We could take him for draggies.
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H. R. Pufnstuf
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And quite fucking gay too, come to think of it. Was that a pistol in his pocket...?
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Wankabout, maybe...
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"History repeats itself twice, first as tragedy, then as farce."
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You're jolly naughty Wiggins, and if "Sir" catches you he'll get jolly batey!
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Never, ever, say that to a man holding a bottle of Buckfast. The odds are very good that he has a twin-bladed Stanley knife in his other hand.
