Cuntybaws
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I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him.
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Idiots who go into or near the sea in appallingly bad weather
Cuntybaws replied to a topic in The Corner
What is a woman that you forsake her, And the hearth-fire and the home-acre, To go with the old grey Widow-maker? -
Pseuds Corner?
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On the day we perfect nuclear fusion these cunts are double-fucked.
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Q, What wears a stupid hat and gives Rat indigestion? A. An acidic Jew.
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#JeSuisCuntybaws
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"Islamist cunts who cannot take a joke" Or a bullet...
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Megacunt was one of Wad's aliases. I wouldn't like to risk seeing her naked either!
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Keith, you fucking great spunk trumpet!
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Given a choice between Whiskas and Veal, 9 out of 10 ten cats made the logical decision. (The fact that they couldn't operate the tin opener with their furry little paws was probably a factor.)
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You say "menagerie", I hear "crazy cat lady"
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Ooh, do me next, Wilks, do ME!
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I take it as axiomatic that if something is worth owning then some fucking Jew already owns it. I imagine there must be the occasional exception, but 99% is more than close enough for Government work.
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Trust you to know all about Seaman Staines!
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Er, no. No he can't.
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The cunt didn't even win - he came second. Luckily for him the supposed heartthrob winner that year was a Geordie poof who came out shortly afterwards, only to see his career disappear through the gloryhole.
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Confucius, he say, “Man can only piss with cock he's got”.
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In an infinite multiverse there must by definition exist a reality in wihich the sheep is not a cunt. I take this as absolute proof that we do not live in an infinite multiverse. Reductio ad absurdum.
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Sound the retreat! PS Are we calling them "Freedom Fries" again yet?
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I had to look up PEGIDA myself, you lazy cunt, you'll get no sympathy from me! On which note, maybe they should hold their rallies in Nuremberg - for old times' sake...
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These MILFs are all the same!
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Fucking Jock savages.
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On the hill? Or in the fields?
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There's no fool like an old fool.
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If you didn't read the sheep's pile of shit nomination yesterday before it was deleted by mild-mannered moderator Spotto then you are one lucky cunt!
