Cuntybaws
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Or JW3, as it's affectionately known.
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Plus ca fucking change... '&do=embed' frameborder='0' data-embedContent>>
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Blimey Judge, in the words of those rockney troubadours, “There Ain't No Pleasing You”. Sagery on one side, savagery on the other, finding your sweet spot is no small challenge. Still, as you're fond of pointing out, I don't suppose they really give a fuck what you think, and vice versa.
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I feel compelled to point out that, despite replicating it myself, there is no apostrophe in "dos". However, it just doesn't look right without one The same applies to the phrase do's and don'ts which should technically be written as dos and don'ts - but what's the point in knowing the rules if you can't choose when to break them?
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A 16 yr old girl grooms a 44 yr old male teacher. So says the Judge!
Cuntybaws replied to cuntspotter's topic in The Corner
Quite fucking right. FWIW, there seem to be just as many cases of female teachers seducing sixteen-year old boys. (Not that I ever got lucky back in the day with the hot school librarian, not for lack of trying!) -
How do they clean it after a shit? How the actual fuck do they clean it? Rapunzel was a cunt.
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Leaving do's are bad, but retirement do's are a particularly hellish subset as you just know the cunts will be dead within a year.
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What sort of cunt wears yellow briefs with a polka-dotted black & white top? She won't even get a pity fuck dressed like that. PS And yes, I'm well aware that "briefs" is a bit of a contradiction in terms...
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Oh, Marple's real enough. She's not an old lady, though, she's actually a black man who was forced to disguise himself in whiteface and tweed to avoid the institutional racism of St Mary Mead.
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117 posts before telling Londo he's an utter cunt. Unless I miss my guess that's a new Corner record for restraint.
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Not the worst card to hold when playing Mercenary Top Trumps. Did you ever come across any of his handiwork?
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Soz! That cunt Fritzl got all the publicity, but never forget that the Belgians invented it. PS I'll offer you some free advice by way of atonement - don't watch Celebrity Big Brother, it's full of cunts!.
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179.6 and still climbing...
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Sabine Dardenne would be positively delighted.
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Even the fucking Belgians are going all macho now, shooting off willy nilly and asking questions later. Hercules Poirot would be turning in his grave if he was real.
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Spit roast? Surely not...
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We're not allowed to insult anyone on grounds of ethnicity, gender, age or sexual orientation these days. Faith-based abuse is all we've got left.
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April is the cruellest month...
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"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"
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I don't know where Poppy Trowbridge picked up her accent, but wherever it is it must be full of cunts.
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At least she's still getting the odd bit of TV work. Just look what poor old Les has been reduced to. It's at times like this I almost miss Jazz...
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Yes, only too well! Thomas Kuhn was a cunt.
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That's a one-way ticket to permanent deletion. This place doesn't have many consistent rules but publishing someone else's personal details is a definite no no. (I got away with it once because no-one knew it was her at the time - well, no-one apart from her obviously...)
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When everyone's super... no-one will be.
