Cuntybaws

It's the coal for eyes that they object to, the price-rigging OPEC cunts!

Do catholics sell condoms?

Phrases You Thought You'd Never Hear # 47 - I agree with delboy.

Stick 'em up, punk!

We are stardust, we are golden, And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.

I'm not anti-semitic, but... These cunts must've really loved Golda Meir.

Black lives.... faecal matter.

#JeSuisJif

The Cosby Show?

There was a minor falling out a while back about a Parkinson's joke and we don't mention the "signing for the deaf" incident either, but I'll make no apologies.

Apparatchik. Did you learn nothing from Anthony Blunt?

2015 is the year that hoverboards were supposed to take off. (See what I did there?) Does anyone know any jokes about Michael J. Fox that won't upset Properkhunt?

Just before my time too, but Zoltar sees all! Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 7:39 pm "If that's your number, you are one daft old prick. Let the games begin..."

How many years, months, days, minutes and seconds is it now since your last one?

Or the Dawn Face of El Capitan...

Have you ever considered a career writing messages for the inside of Valentine cards?

Oh fuck, it gets better! From her website: “From punky loner to letters from Morrissey, fanzine poet to Guardian contributor, childhood illness to disability activist, discovering sex and hating Thatcher” Dumbass fucking raspberry!

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If you've still got a copy, send it to Snatch. FWIW, this ingrate actually reminds me more of that accesory-laden lezzer on Criminal Minds. Her name is Penelope too, if memory serves, but she's not in a wheelchair. Not yet, anyway, although the rate she's shifting pies I reckon diabetic amputations will take care of that fairly soon.

It'll pass. If you're still doing 110+ posts a day this time next week, then we've all got a problem.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar - but read it backwards!

Just seen this “disabled spokesperson and activist” on the news talking about the first “UK Disabled Access Day” which is taking place today. Is she happy that attention is being paid to the disabled and awareness raised? No the cunt is whining that they should have had it in the summer because it's cold and wet today, and the wheelers don't like that! “Writer, poet and performer of the untold. Prose, poems, politics, activism. That's me”, she says on her Twitter feed. “Pepper, you ungrateful, fat, ugly, whining sack of shit spacktard”, is what I would say on my Twitter feed. If I had one. Which I don't, because it's for cunts!

Quite!

Don't need to count 'em, Frank, they talk to me.

One.