Cuntybaws
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Gimme five!
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Physician, heal thyself. Of course I'm not saying that all members of paedo rings are Jews. I understand set theory and commutative & associative properties perfectly. Oh, and by the way, a more traditional phrase you might have employed is, “Get the fuck off my thread, you Jock savage!”
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I don't understand it, he seemed like such a normal, well-balanced bloke. It's not as if he looked in the slightest like a seedy, oily, creepy pervert! Still, as Rat says, it's a sound principle to never trust a man without a foreskin. Until proven otherwise, one has to assume it's been done to reduce the chances of AIDS transmission from unprotected anal sex.
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You're obviously not a titan of modern day commerce then, Scotty. On the plus side, you're not a self-obsessed, social media jerkwad.either.
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Yes, he even called me a cunt once you know! Me, the Lord of the Dark Dimension!!
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"Never say never". Just thank your lucky stars you've never had to read his LinkedIn profile, which is where I got that quote from.
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Surely this should be called Yoda? That'll be £50,000 please, you marketing consultant cunts!
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Cunts who put a 'K' on the end of something,anything,everything
Cuntybaws replied to Neil's topic in The Corner
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Good arrows, Gongster.
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I remember this one. A good thread as I recall, and a crying shame that all the comments were lost. (My own personal favourite remains the immortal "Getting Toilet Duck on your knob")
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Actually, it's probably best this sort of thing is nipped in the bud before it spreads.
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The Nostradamus Prize for Prophecy to whoever predicted that the fucking bleat's self-imposed absence wouldn't last long.
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Holy shit, tell me you're winding me up? Just as well I didn't quote the verses about Rastus and Ahmed!
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In 1999 a couple named Renaud had to fend off similar legal action to prevent them from christening their daughter “Megane”. Talk about having a baguette up your arse...
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A French family court ruled yesterday that a baby girl could not be named “Nutella” by her parents – not because of any trademark considerations, but rather because “it would make her the target of derision.” Strangely, they don't object to millions of the cunts being named Mohammed every year.
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Paddy is a moron, spud thick Mick. Breeds like a rabbit, thinks with his prick. Anything floors him if he can't fight or drink it. Round 'em up in Ulster. Tow it out and sink it.
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Wait a minute.... "arse labia"? Fucking "arse labia"? What in the name of holy fuck are "arse labia"?
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You're missing Lena, Snatch, I can tell!
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I just got kicked out of a Burns Night fancy dress party. I went as Simon Weston.
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It was before your time, fear not - a conspiracy theorist cunt called jimmygoat, aka "The goatshagger". And to say it was heavily plagiarised is the understatement of all time; he changed the original line "Although I'm from Scotland" to "Although I'm from Wales" and the rest was a pure word for word rip-off. https://www.davidicke.com/headlines/how-the-royal-family-is-destroying-britain/
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Well, let me think. A shameless cut & paste from David Icke, which in turn was a shameless cut & paste from Sabotage Times. It can only be the fucking goatshagger!
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See that weak, mutated, barely motile sperm that only managed to fertilise the egg because five million faster and fitter ones neutralised the spermicide first? That's you, that is!
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I see you're courting popularity with the schoolboy contingent by going for the cheap tit shot there? Oh well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. On which note, the Jewish Chronicle reported in 2008 Ross's description of Goldman rising from a conjugal "quickie" on the floor during a moment when the children were out of the house, with a Sticklebrick stuck to each buttock. Classy!
