I've had no emails at all - until you posted this comment, and I got a notification about it. If you want to suck my cock, just say so - I'm open-minded!
Who the fuck was number 1 then, Katie fucking Price?
On which note, I have little doubt that Harvey would make a better King than anything Diana shat out of her well-fisted vagina.
I've got a little list — I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
Banjo serenaders would be the first to go...
What I don't understand is why it's headline news on every channel. Every last fucking one of them can fuck off as far as I'm concerned, and get themselves some FGM while they're at it. Just don't bother trying to come back afterwards, because whatever else you are, you're not fucking British.
Never seen it, thank fuck, but I can't believe there's anything out there more up its own arse than Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy. Except, maybe, This Is Jinsy. Fucking bastard fucking cunting media student wankbag cunts!
I say, that's a tad gratuitously racist; shades of Mr Yunioshi in Breakfast At Tiffany's. Well done, Warren, you've got right to the heart of these poisonous little yellow bastards' psyche.
You're wrong, of course.
However, I don't have the time or the inclination (fnaar, fnaar) to rehash this debate all over again, let alone resort to slagging.